The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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