I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
