Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Less talking, more tequila
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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