Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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