I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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