Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
