I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The beer is more important than you right now.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
