My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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