Do you still have your period?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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