If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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