why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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