There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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