How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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