gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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