Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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