im gay
i know
yea but for you.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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