Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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