no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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