Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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