Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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