: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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