Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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