yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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