your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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