these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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