Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
