Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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