This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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