so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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