I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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