Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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