JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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