so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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