I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
