she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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