i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
No subtext here. People are naked.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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