just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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