i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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