A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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