Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
