jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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