doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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