Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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