He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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