yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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