I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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