just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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