Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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