dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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