Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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