3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just found puke in my bra..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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